- I remember nothing, and other reflections, Nora Ephron
- Lies my mother told me, tall tales from a short woman, Melissa Rivers
- An encyclopedia of humor, [compiled by] Lowell D. Streiker
- The notes, Ronald Reagan's private collection of stories and wisdom, Ronald Reagan ; edited by Douglas Brinkley
- Sh*t my dad says, Justin Halpern
- Bossypants, Tina Fey
- Why we suck, a feel good guide to staying fat, loud, lazy and stupid, Denis Leary
- You're not that great, (but neither is anyone else), Elan Gale
- The potty mouth at the table, Laurie Notaro
- Disaster preparedness, Heather Havrilesky
- Roseannearchy, dispatches from the nut farm, Roseanne Barr
- The best of me, David Sedaris
- Darth Vader and son, Jeffrey Brown
- President me, the America that's in my head, Adam Carolla
- It's not me, it's you, subjective recollections from a terminally optimistic, chronically sarcastic, and occasionally inebriated woman, Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
- The funny thing is--, Ellen Degeneres
- God, no!, signs you may already be an atheist and other magical tales, Penn Jillette
- Suck on This Year, Lyfao @ 140 Characters or Less, Denis Leary
- I am America (and so can you!), written and edited by Stephen Colbert [and others] ; writers, Michael Brumm [and others] ; produced by Meredith Bennett ; designed by Doyle Partners ; special thanks, Andro Buneta [and others]
- You're not doing it right, tales of marriage, sex, death, and other humiliations, by New York Times bestselling author Michael Ian Black
- How to survive America, D.L. Hughley and Doug Moe
- Squirrel seeks chipmunk, a modest bestiary, David Sedaris ; illustrations by Ian Falconer
- Dave Barry's history of the millennium (so far), Dave Barry
- The new new rules, a funny look at how everybody but me has their head up their ass, Bill Maher
- Calypso, David Sedaris
- I only roast the ones I love, busting balls without burning bridges, Jeffrey Ross
- Toil & trouble, Augusten Burroughs
- A confederacy of dumptys, portraits of American scoundrels in verse, John Lithgow, author of the New York times bestsellers Dumpty and Trumpty Dumpty wanted a crown
- Lessons from Lucy, the simple joys of an old, happy dog, Dave Barry
- Trumpty Dumpty wanted a crown, verses for a despotic age, John Lithgow
- Goodnight iPad, a parody for the next generation, by Ann Droyd [i.e., David Milgrim]
- Garfield's son of big fat hairy jokes, created by Jim Davis ; written by Jim Kraft and Mark Acey
- Thank you notes, Jimmy Fallon, with the writers of Late night
- I really didn't think this through, tales from my so-called adult life, by Beth Evans
- How did you get this number, essays, Sloane Crosley
- I'll mature when I'm dead, Dave Barry's amazing tales of adulthood, Dave Barry
- Goodnight Darth Vader, Jeffrey Brown
- Becoming Duchess Goldblatt, Anonymous
- Is this anything?, Jerry Seinfeld
- Stories from a moron, real stories rejected by real magazines, Ed Broth
- Is everyone hanging out without me? (and other concerns), Mindy Kaling
- The rant zone, an all-out blitz against soul-sucking jobs, twisted child stars, holistic loons, and people who eat their dogs, Dennis Miller
- I am a pole (and so can you!), by Stephen Colbert ; with illustrations by Paul Hildebrand
- Dave Barry is not taking this sitting down!, Dave Barry
- I'd like to play alone, please, essays, Tom Segura
- Egghead, or, you can't survive on ideas alone, Bo Burnham ; drawings by Chance Bone
- Jokes, jokes, jokes, [compiled by] Steve Ochs
- Best. State. Ever., a Florida man defends his homeland, Dave Barry
- Please don't sit on my bed in your outside clothes, essays, Phoebe Robinson
- Of thee I zing, America's cultural decline from muffin tops to body shots, Laura Ingraham ; with Raymond Arroyo